4 Year Old Humor

Author's Note: Conversation which took place over a radio playing Toby Keith's I Love This Bar.

Avery: Mommy! Know what?!

Me: What?

Avery: Toby knows my teacher!

Me: He does?

Avery: Yup.

Me: And how do you know that, Bean?

Avery: Because he just said so in the song!

Me: He did?

Avery: Yeah he said..."I Love Miss Barb!"


Well darling little boy, who doesn't love Miss Barb? Now "S'cuse me while I kiss this guy." ;-D


For those of you poor un-lyrical folk the above is a referece to one of the (arguably) most misheard lyrics of all time...the line "S'cuse me while I kiss the sky" from Purple Haze by the legendary Jimi Hendrix. (For other amusing mishearings of Purple Haze you can visit Am I Right?) An accidental mishearing of a phrase is called a mondegreen. (Click HERE for the Wikipedia explanation.)